I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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