I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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