her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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