I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
