He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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