i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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