I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
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