We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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