is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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