I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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