On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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