And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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