OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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