What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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