so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
