She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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