Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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