these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
