it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
how does that bad decision feel?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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