I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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