on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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