Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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