then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Randomize
