I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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