you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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