lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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