i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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