Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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