What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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