that's an acceptable place to lick
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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