I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
honey bunches of taint.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Randomize
