Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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