You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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