THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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