Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
