S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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