honey bunches of taint.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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