the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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