Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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