I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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