Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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