I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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