and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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