I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I love you. Go after that dick
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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