Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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