im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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