You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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