This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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