Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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