i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Still dying that you shit outside
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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