let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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