doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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