Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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