dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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