Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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