But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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