i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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