Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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