I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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