that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
