Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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