My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I can text with my tongue
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I pour the whiskey from now on
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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