Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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