So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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